Hello, Leo from The No Made Sense Band here. I'm actually going to talk about the band today. Fancy that? Put your trousers back on ffs.
So as you may know, we totally finished recording our second album. Then we totally mastered it. So now we need to totally release it.
BUT
Whilst we sort all that shit out, it seems only fair that you guys get to hear something, so MAYBE we'll chuck an entire new song online incredibly soon.
BUT
I need you lovely people to send me footage of your dog/s first. You have a dog, right?
"UK census information and mid-year population estimates of the number of households and the average household size in 2006 in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland were used to estimate that UK households owned 10.5 million dogs in 2006."
That's a fuck load of dogs. Seriously. Can you imagine how many dogs that is? I'm trying to imagine 10.5 million dogs and once I get to about 70 dogs my brain won't let me imagine any more.
So please, film your dog/a friends dog/any dog regardless of who owns it. Then fucking send it to me. Once I get enough clips of dogs, you bitches get your song.
FAQ
I'm only really skimming over this post and haven't been paying attention, what do you want?
A short clip of your dog. Like, a couple of seconds will do, but more is cool too.
Does it have to be funny?
No. Dogs are inherently funny, so it doesn't matter what they're doing. Just some hot dog-on-cam action, please.
Why do you want dog footage?
For a promo video for the new song. Which you can't listen to until we have a video. And we have no budget for a video. But you have dogs!
Phase 1: Collect dog footage
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit
Which file type is best?
I don't fucking know. I'll worry about that later.
When you see 'FAQ' written down do you say 'fack' in your head and do a lol?
Only sometimes.
Where am I sending this to?
Email it to leodennett at gmail dot com
You're such a prick by putting your email address like that, I suppose i'll fucking piece it together myself then?
If you could, thanks.
'Dog' is 'God' backwards, isn't that strange? Kinda random if you ask me. LOL do you think God is really a dog?! Like, when he barks there's an earthquake and when it's raining it's actually dog slobber!? OMG!
God does not exist. All life is meaningless and you will no doubt die alone, penniless and in absolute agony.
By sending you footage am I giving you the right to fuck about with it and put it in a video, and I can't suddenly get all cunty about it?
Yes. Don't worry, I'm not going to flash the word 'rapist' when your dog appears. Even though he's a right rapey little bastard. Where the fuck did he get that from, I wonder?
Are you asking me questions now?
Fucking looks like it. Shall we wrap this up?
Yes. Shit, that isn't a question. Um. Yes?
Twat.
